I think pooping at work is win-win. I get paid to do something I am good at and that I enjoy. When I am done pooping I am able to focus better on my tasks and work much more efficiently than when I have to poop.
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Girls and Cellphones
That’s almost as bad as not knowing that they poop too…
Game Boy
If it weren’t for the mushroom cut this might be a picture of me. I tried to get one when I was a kid but the hairdresser cut it really short up top and then blended just the right side around my ear so the left and right never really matched up. That might explain why my hair grows asymmetrically to this day and goes to a natural rattail in the back.
The Best Part of Hotel Bathrooms
I’ve been at a hotel the last few days…
The best part of hotel bathrooms is wiping you ass on the softest tissue ever:
Febreces
Exactly man. Ever go into the bathroom after a relative and think WTF? How are we related? That’s why I recommend PooPourri instead.
The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics
Here’s some Olympic divers photoshopped onto the toilet.
Eye Contact
This just happened to me, except that I was the guy in the stall…
Timing
Well said sir, well said.
Phonebooth
Shittens
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this is almost the greatest invention ever. If it’s made with the same stuff as a mattress cover it virtually insures you will never get a poop finger and it completely solves the fold vs. scrunch debate. But there is one major flaw – each individual Shitten is only good for a single wipe. If you’re brave you could flip it over, but that’s not a chance I’m willing to take. I’m also assuming these things cost about 1000x more than regular TP. Still…
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